When a college mixes up the invitations for two speakers, chaos ensues as they hilariously swap speeches, leaving everyone in stitches and proving that sometimes, the best moments come from the biggest mix-ups!
So, picture this: there’s this fancy society in Vasant Kunj called Sunshine Meadows (because, of course, it’s always sunny there, except when it’s not). It’s got two towers, Tower A and Tower B, because creativity was on vacation when they named them.
In Tower A, on the 4th floor, lives Anand Sharma, an interior designer in Vasant Kunj who’s basically the guy celebrities and politicians call when they want their homes to look like a Pinterest board threw up in them.
In Tower B, also on the 4th floor, lives Anand Sharma, a makeup artist who can turn a cat into a radiant bride. Yes, both are named Anand Sharma. Coincidence? Absolutely. Chaos? Inevitable.
Now, here’s where things get spicy for these two creative guys.
One fine Tuesday morning, both of them receive invitations from the local college, St. Clueless Institute of Arts and Stuff. The college is hosting a career day, and they want Anand Sharma (the interior designer) to talk about “The Art of Designing Spaces” and Anand Sharma (the makeup artist) to talk about “The Art of Transforming Faces.”
And guess what? The invitations get mixed up. Because, of course, what else could have happened?
Scene 1: The Invitation Mix-Up
Anand the Interior Designer (Anand A) is sipping his morning coffee, scrolling through Instagram, when his doorbell rings.
Anand A: (opens the door) “Yes, please?”
Delivery Guy: “Package for Anand Sharma.”
Anand A: (puzzled) “But, I didn’t order anything”
Delivery Guy: (hands him the envelope) “Dunno, man. Just deliverin’.”
Anand A: (opens the envelope, reads) “Dear Mr. Sharma, we are delighted to invite you to speak at St. Clueless Institute of Arts and Stuff on ‘The Art of Transforming Faces.’” (pauses, confused) “Transforming faces? What? I am the best interior designer in Vasant Kunj. I design spaces, not faces. Unless they want me to redesign their faces with, like, a sledgehammer? Is this a prank?”
Meanwhile, in Tower B…
Anand the Bridal Makeup Artist (Anand B) is practicing his winged eyeliner on a mannequin head when his doorbell rings.
Anand B: (opens the door) “Yes?”
Delivery Guy: “Package for Anand Sharma.”
Anand B: (excited) “Is it the new foundation palette I ordered? Or maybe it’s those glitter pigments? I’ve been waiting forever!”
Delivery Guy: (hands him the envelope) “Dunno, man. Just deliverin’.”
Anand B: (opens the envelope, reads) “Dear Mr. Sharma, we are delighted to invite you to speak at St. Clueless Institute of Arts and Stuff on ‘The Art of Designing Spaces.’” (pauses, confused) “Designing spaces? What? I do makeup, not architecture. Unless they want me to contour their buildings? Is this a prank?”
Scene 2: The Day of the Event
Both Anands, being professionals, decide to roll with it. Anand A thinks, “Maybe they want me to talk about how interior design can transform a face… like, metaphorically?” Anand B thinks, “Maybe they want me to talk about how makeup is like designing a space… on a face?” Both are wrong, but hey, they’re trying.
At the college auditorium…
College Coordinator: (nervously) “Okay, students, today we have Mr. Anand Sharma, a renowned expert in… uh… transforming faces? Wait, no, designing spaces? Oh no, I think I mixed up the invitations.”
Anand A: (walks in, carrying a suitcase full of fabric swatches and paint samples) “Hello, everyone! I’m Anand Sharma, and today we’re going to talk about the art of transforming faces… I mean, spaces. Wait, no, faces. Oh, whatever, let’s just dive in!”
Anand B: (walks in, carrying a makeup kit the size of a small refrigerator) “Hello, everyone! I’m Anand Sharma, and today we’re going to talk about the art of designing spaces… I mean, faces. Wait, no, spaces. Oh, whatever, let’s just dive in!”
Students: (confused but intrigued) “Uh… okay?”
Scene 3: The Chaos Unfolds
Anand A starts his presentation by holding up a paint sample. “So, this is Blushing Peach. It’s perfect for creating a warm, inviting atmosphere in any room. Imagine walking into a space that feels like a hug from your grandma. That’s the power of color!”
Anand B, meanwhile, is holding up a foundation bottle. “So, this is Blushing Peach. It’s perfect for creating a warm, inviting glow on any face. Imagine looking like you just got a hug from your grandma. That’s the power of makeup!”
Students: (whispering) “Why are they saying the same thing but differently?”
Anand A: (picks up a cushion) “Now, this cushion is all about texture. It’s like the contouring of a room. You need balance, harmony, and a pop of something unexpected!”
Anand B: (picks up a contour palette) “Now, this palette is all about texture. It’s like the cushioning of a face. You need balance, harmony, and a pop of something unexpected!”
Students: (louder) “Are they twins? Is this a bit? What’s happening?”
Scene 4: The Revelation
Finally, the college coordinator interrupts. “Wait, wait, wait! Mr. Sharma, are you here to talk about interior design or makeup?”
Anand A: “Interior design!”
Anand B: “Makeup!”
Coordinator: (facepalms) “Oh no. I mixed up the invitations. There are two Anand Sharmas!”
Anand A and Anand B: (look at each other) “There’s another Anand Sharma?”
Students: (laughing) “This is the best career day ever!”
Scene 5: The Collaboration
Instead of panicking, the two Anands decide to team up. Anand A starts talking about how designing a space is like doing makeup for a room. “You start with a blank canvas, add layers, and create something beautiful.”
Anand B chimes in, “And doing makeup is like designing a space on a face. You think about lighting, texture, and how everything comes together.”
The students are loving it. They’re taking notes, asking questions, and laughing at the Anands’ banter.
Student 1: “So, if I want my room to look like a Kardashian, what do I do?”
Anand A: “Lots of neutrals, metallic accents, and a giant mirror.”
Anand B: “And if you want your face to look like a Kardashian, lots of contour, highlight, and a giant mirror.”
Student 2: “What if I want my room to look like a rockstar?”
Anand A: “Leather, bold colors, and a statement piece.”
Anand B: “And if you want your face to look like a rockstar, smokey eyes, bold lips, and a statement piece… like glitter.”
Scene 6: The Aftermath
By the end of the session, the students are clapping, the coordinator is relieved, and the two Anands have a good laugh.
Anand A: “Well, that was unexpected.”
Anand B: “Yeah, but it was fun. We should do this again.”
Anand A: “Totally. By the way, My fiancée has been looking for someone to do her makeup for our wedding next month. Will you do the honours?”
Anand B: “Only if you help me redesign my bridal makeup studio. It’s looking a little… 2005.”
Anand A: “Deal.”
And that’s how two Anands, one society, and a mixed-up invitation turned into the most epic career day ever. The end.
Moral of the story: Always double-check your invitations, and never underestimate the power of a good Anand Sharma. Or two.